Passenger Hitting Propeller

Sure enough, this one was a “hit.”

Reed Richards (Earth-838)

MoM’s spaghetti

John Mulaney Collectibles – An on-fire garbage can

Made in preparation for seeing the tall child himself perform live.

*Bi*onicle

Made for pride month 2022

Pro-Choice Link

The first collectible I made in reaction to Roe V. Wade being overturned

WHAT IF…

Made in response to the overturning of Roe V. Wade. Sold at eBay auction with 100% of proceeds donated to The Brigid Alliance, a pivotal organization that helps people travel for abortion care.

All of Your Glasses on the Fricken Nightstand

You know who they are.

7th Heaven – The Joint

This episode made me so scared of weed that I didn’t smoke until I was 11.

The dog actually has the joint in his mouth in the episode, instantly making it an Emmy worthy performance.

Denethor’s Tomato

By far the most gruesome scene in the Lord of The Rings trilogy.

Buckingham Palace

Dang they’re fast.

Flight of the Conchords – Tears of a Rapper

My favorite song from my favorite musical duo. If you’ve gone this long without seeing their show on HBO you need to fix that as it’s pure joy.

Phone That Only Lets You Text About the War of 1812

Sometimes I think of something so dumb I have to make it.

Republican Whale VS Democrat Dolphin

Vote! Made custom packaging for some odd Chinese transformer toys in celebration of the midterms. And yes I know Orcas aren’t actually whales. Bootlegs are supposed to be inaccurate.

Post-Thanksgiving Playset

COVID finally got me. Might as well be creative with it.

Just Say No to Vaping

Spread the word.

Old Man of the Mountain

Click here to check him out as he once was in 3D thanks to a project by Matthew Maclay.

White Woman’s Instagram

From Bo Burnham’s Netflix Special “INSIDE”

Mad Max – Furry Road

Piece 1/5 for the Mortal Machine Gallery Anti-Hero art show in Louisiana.

Ron Solo

Anti-Hero piece 2/5

Mario Bachelor Part 64

Anti-Hero piece 3/5

Selling My Kidney to See Taylor Swift Sing “Anti-Hero” Live

Anti-Hero piece 4/5

Punxatoni Sonic Sees His Shadow

Anti-Hero piece 5/5

(I now realize that that’s not how you spell Punxsutawney)

Your Monthly Childcare Payment

Click here to learn why parents suffer

Oracle Cookie

 Originally made for @pedrosss_toys during last year’s toy maker secret santa

Protect Your Garden Playset

Happy spring 🌷🐇

Clowns

 My favorite Deep Thought by Jack Handey.

New Jersey Collectibles – 500 lbs of Dumped Pasta

 Whoever did this should be sent to a penne tentiary.

My Lungs Being A Little Bitch

 It ain’t easy bein’ wheezy.

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